orlandism có nghĩa làA suburb of Chicago, located to the southwest of the city. Orland Park is viewed as a haven of rich, white, preppy kids. This is a rather unfair generalization, as most of its residents are middle-class, and the only reason people are seen as "rich" is because no one ever saves their money. Splurge is the name of the game in Orland Park. ExampleChicagoan: Orland Park people wish they lived here.Orlander: Right, because I want all my stuff stolen and I wanna get shot. Chicagoan: That's a stereotype. Orlander: So's what you said. orlandism có nghĩa làOrland Park is actually a very fucked up town, but the fact that it's very affluent makes people who aren't from Orland Park believe that it's a great place to live. And in many ways, it is. It has great schools, shopping centers, recreation areas for people into sports and swimming, etc. For the most part, the houses are very nice, and definitely very pricey. It was actually rated as one of the best places to live in Barron's magazine or some shit. ExampleJohn: Man, I went to Orland Park last night. Holy shit, they're fucked up.Matt: Yeah, it's fucking crazy. orlandism có nghĩa làA religion followed by people who stan the orlando family of canada, it has 11.3 million followers. ExampleI converted to orlandism when I started stanning Johnny Orlandoorlandism có nghĩa là(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower. ExampleRachel Orland-O bloomed all over that picture!orlandism có nghĩa làA group of teens from Carl Sandburg Highschool who took it upon themselves to get high in school. But not just by the traditional way.. (Using a G pen, dabs etc) but found it more amusing to sneak down and "hotbox" a janitors bathroom during school hours while students were currently in class. Which qualifies these 3 students to be considered the most savage of all time, smoking A1 marijuana in their own schools basement, leaving the area reeking. ExampleYo jake did you hear about the orland park savages ? yeah I heard they hotboxed a bathroom in school. Lmao why they so savage ?orlandism có nghĩa làepic cool guys great at sex all the girls love this type of person Exampleyou see that man over there, he gets lots of sex we call him Orlandorlandism có nghĩa làDirty ass cheese in Orland where all the nasty bitches get fucked at. ExampleThat nasty ass hyena went to the orland cheese with that fool during lunch and did the dirtyorlandism có nghĩa làA village in the South Suburbs well know for their hillybilly residents,The Walmart and track housing. The village was originally called Westhaven. They changed the name to Orland Hills in the '80's. Everyone thinks Orland Hills is part of Orland Park. ExamplePerson 1: ever been to Orland Hills ? Person 2: Huh?orlandism có nghĩa làoverall shitty town that poses as "the place to live" on the south side of Chicago, but is really just a separation of east and west. East of LaGrange Road is shitty and run down, with old and shitty houses and stores, crime, drugs, and foreigners. Now don't get me wrong, west of LaGrange Road isn't that much better, but over there you'll find the roads to be filled with luxury cars, the streets to be lined with 500k+ new homes, and the homes to be filled with wealthy families. On both east and west sides, expect to find drugs and crime. The Orland square mall is nice, but attracts more crime to the east neighborhoods. In Orland, all four of the public elementary schools are decent. The public junior highs aren't even that good, Century has the west-end snobby rich kids, Orland Junior high has a bunch of kids acting like whores, and Jerling has a bunch of students doing drugs, and Sandburg is decent, and is very "diverse". Lincoln-way is another high school some orland kids might go to, and that is pretty decent as well. The Catholic schools St. Michael and Cardinal Bernadine are good academically, but the students are pretty snobby. My point is none of these schools (especially the public ones) aren't very good, they're all just decent. Perhaps the reason Orland is deemed as affluent, is because of the west side, but it is far from "perfect" It is really just a decent place to live, there are much better places to live in Illinois. ExampleNon-Orlander "doesn't Orland Park just have forest preserves and the mall?"Orlander "Oh, you forgot the drugs, the crime, the rich kids, and the endless construction." orlandism có nghĩa làGhetto city that is also known as a fire town where a bunch of libtards burn the town down, the place of hell. ExampleOrland Park, the place of fires. |