vogon có nghĩa làHere's what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: Forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. ExampleOh freddled gruntbuggly,Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon See if I don't. vogon có nghĩa làFictitious alien race from Douglas Adam's ExampleOn no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.vogon có nghĩa là1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy. ExampleRalph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.vogon có nghĩa làn. a person or animal who is deemed the stupideat person in the vacinity of the vogon sayer. see hater. a vogon, for example, will always be the hoe or biotch see pimp who will go on the beer or grocery runs. also, the idiot who eats all the food. see rolly polly. ExampleMan Jimmy, Ian is such a stinkin' vogon. I wanna kick his butt.vogon có nghĩa làHere's what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: Forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. In modern, English, Earthman parlance, a vogon is an officious, callous bureaucrat who insists on following the rules regardless of whether they are directly applicable or make any sense at all. Whether they do this because they are cruel and sadistic, or because they don't have two brain cells to rub together is immaterial and often impossible to discern. ExampleHey, you sass that vogon at the bank? He took me to court and tried to repo my house even though I never took out a loan! Apparently there was a typo on the address. He knew about it, but went ahead with the case because I never filled out Form 1654x9b requesting an address correction. I'd never even heard of a 1654x9b until I'd been served! What a vogon!vogon có nghĩa làturning good poetry into vogon poetry by reading it horribly. Example*sticks fingers into ears* aaargh! he's reading "tyger, tyger" in a monotone and pausing in all the wrong places! did he just manage to vogonize blake??vogon có nghĩa làn. a person or animal who is deemed the stupideat person in the vacinity of the vogon sayer. see hater. a vogon, for example, will always be the hoe or biotch see pimp who will go on the beer or grocery runs. also, the idiot who eats all your damn food. see rolly polly ExampleMan Jimmy, Ian is such a stinkin' vogon. I wanna kick his butt.vogon có nghĩa làComputer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides. ExampleA example of Vogon Poetry Code would be: $id = 0;while (!$id || mysql_error()) { $id = rand(1, 10000000); mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'"); } |