read the bible là gì - Nghĩa của từ read the bible

read the bible có nghĩa là

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.

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You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.

read the bible có nghĩa là

refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures

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You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

read the bible có nghĩa là

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

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You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.

read the bible có nghĩa là

refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures

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You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

read the bible có nghĩa là

A synonym for masturbate.

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You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies. refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures The priest told me that tonight he is going to be Reading the Bible

read the bible có nghĩa là

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

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"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

read the bible có nghĩa là

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

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"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter" Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

read the bible có nghĩa là

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

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A synonym for masturbate.

read the bible có nghĩa là

screennameone: why aren't you responding?

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screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

read the bible có nghĩa là

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage. <33< p>

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You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible! Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often. Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Bạn có phải là kẻ ngốc không?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE! alright kids33<>